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"All flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of the grass. Because the grass withers and the flower falls away." - herr Major Krieg(Nazi SS commander of the "Last Battalion") - Hellsing quote ... ... ... just do a damn Google search!
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Nostrum abbas quod professio in Caelum , sanctio exsisto macies nomen. Macies regnum adveho macies ero perfectus , in terra ut is est in Caelum. Tribuo nos is dies nostrum cotidie panis quod indulgeo nos nostrum trespasses. Ut nos indulgeo qui trespass obviam nos. Quod plumbum nos non in tentatio tamen vindico nos ex malum. Pro macies est regnum , vox quod palma. Pro umquam quod umquam. Amen
Thats "Out Father" in latin.
Exuro in incendia of abyssus everto!

Ok, some of you guys still don't get it. You still cant comprehend the insignificance of the entire spectrum. YOU ALL SUCK! Your poetry sucks, and your minds are just filled with irrelevant dribble. Listen to yourselves. Your poems are whiny, snotty, and profane. "F**k that b***h" and "all the world is is death...". Yeah, this crap SUCK!!! Enough of this immature crap that these little, emo 12 year old spew like some unreadable nonsense they pulled out their ass. So... in order to show you all what true emotional hate can do to a person, i drudged up some old poetry from my earlier days. Back when i was dealing with the loss of my family, and my sanity. So show the people that I can talk the talk, and walk the walk. Here is my sad, demented poetry. Enjoy you bloodsucking heathens.
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Cry, because no one's watching.
The three dimensional projection are of spectral light.
Connections are made with decisions that were air tight.
Only isolated this decisive victory's stimulated.
It's not simulated, movements of fright anticipated.
But it's a carnival on a tour of duty,
As they pull dark medal jackets to establish cruelty.
Black magic voodoo attack through the monitor.
Destruction of assumption, one thing I can promise you.
It's scratched out, cold, sharp as glass.
Ritualistic annihilators murdering your past.
The future's only masked, the last, the feeling,
The seven seal broken in half, memories are reeling.
I've become obsolete, but I'm strong in this heat,
Destroying single minded individuals delivering the feat.
Blood is in the streets, the soul flowing or in retreat.
Deep omens keep my mind overflowing with the thought, like a leach
while my mouth is still silenced with the words of my speech.
Your opening the doors to the corridors full of the stench of death,
The rain's in my eyes, but the truth is in my chest.
I'm just a man who wants some vengeance, and I confess
I am full of rage and sin, locked inside this cage again,
Where evil rains and people like to sin.
Makes you fear sleep but you won't like to end,
So we shine brightly from the dark within.
Dark secrets play corruption with the conscience, now
I'm the lone wolf, forever cursed to cry this howl.
I keep myself locked, to have the ending quickly,
Face is healed but the hurt sticks with me.
Death's chased me wherever i go,
Insanity now just starts to show.
I appreciate the chance to heal,
but I'll kill you, knock you out with the hurt i feel.
Ice pick straight through to your neck,
Turning you into another subconscious wreck.
I will do anything.
Talk to you like I don't care, anything.
To keep you safe from the darkness in here,
But it's reveled by the nightmare.
Stay away from the darkness inside of me.
It grows behind the soul, armed with artillery.
Cannon fodder full of my humanity,
Thrown for the heights like some loss of sanity.
Cant help that the dark roads are filling me,
Cant stop the demons that are howling withing me.
Cant stop the dark voice inside of me,
Cant stop from falling into infinity.
Why try and stop the darkness of reality,
When all around is the sound of insanity.
When all the world is dripping in blood,
Why try and stop the flood.
Cant catch what cant be seen,
Cant make the light wash me clean.
Cant kill what isn't living,
Cant take away that which hasn't been given.
Cant stop this things from feeding,
Cant stop the wound from bleeding.
Cant stop the horror inside of me,
Wont let you take that from me.
Cant stop the pain or sorrow,
Burns in my soul, yesterday and tomorrow.
Cry for help, muffled by the black,
Cant stop it from taking my soul back.
Dont try and stop the unending howl,
Hear the demons deep in my soul growl.
My vision is blurred with shadows of pain,
standing naked in the falling rain.
Crying.
Because everyone around me is dieing.
And lives are passing by, just like their flying,
But I'm crying.
Because inside me, me life is dieing,
Feeling so low, all i can do is keep crying.
Cant stop crying.
Then i guess I'll keep crying.
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So... what do you little pee-brained misfits think of my old self. Pretty good huh? WELL IT'S BETTER THEN YOUR CRAP!!!
So... how do you rate this crap? Please, be FULLY open. We dont need you all to go to hell just becuase you lied to yourself.
So Sayeth; FATHER ANDERSON!!!
SMITE HEATHENS!!!

OK, so I've been sing some really retarded things lately. Mostly to do with Halloween, and witches. So, in the spirit of the the season, i have decided to rant about the evil of wicca and witchcraft.
See, i believe that, like many Christians, the Salem hangings were wrong. Only because the accused could not prove they were not witches. But now, the wicca community is a reality. And it flourishes in Salem. And it is up to us Christians to do Gods will. If the Salem hangings proved one thing, they proved that through the power of religion, all those who go against God shall be put down. And so i call upon all good Christians, who see the evil in this world, to raise arms up against the evil that infects this world. One year form Halloween, we shall march on Salem, for in that sleepy town, there lies the heart of the wicca community. We shall burn them all in the name of the Lord. Burn and hang those who go against God and his word.
After we have cleansed Salem, we shall march on other houses of Satan. The Polygamists, the satanists, the neo-Nazi's, and the anti-catholics. All of those against the world of God shall be struck down. The Polygamists shall burn in the depths of hell for their disgusting beliefs., the satanists shall roast with their god. And the anti-catholics shall feel the eternal wrath of the Lord. From Salem, we shall march into the heart of polygamist country and burn the bastards out,. After Warren Jeff's is a smoldering heap of ash, we shall continue to L.A. and exact vengeance upon the world s Adult industries of corrupting the worlds youth. Form there we shall expand out, into the countries capital, and we shall take our Holy War to the head of this corrupt nation. When the White House burns, we alone shall rule. And the Catholic church shall restore order to the land once more. Hail the Father, the on, and the Holy Spirit. AMEN!!!
One year for this Halloween. Bring torches and rope. In the name of the Lord, all those who go against His will shall be destroyed. AMEN!!!
FatherAnderson. Follow me children. Follow me into the jaws of Cerberus himself. And if you do not stray, and follow the path laid by God, you will prevail.
Yes, i know i sound fanatic, but i feel that this is my duty. To rid the world of the evil that plagues this land.
PS; those are not KKK members, they are the knights of Holy order of Malta. READ HELLSING DAMN IT! ITS MY LEGION OF HOLY KNIGHTS!

Us Anderson Angels are all just uptight Hellsing fans. Eh, whats a priest to do.
I LOVE HELLSING!
And now ...some random quotes from Hellsing. Mainly Father Anderson... THAT GUY IS A GOD!
"We are the ministers of God. In flaming fire we take vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the Catholic gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall punish with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power - this honour have all his saints. AMEN!"
"Before mine eyes...Dead men walk. Undead soldier from an army...And march to the battlelines. Having made a pact with Apollyon, ye marches on, deprived of any rhyme or reason; using his power to satiate they gluttony, and desecration God's Law. Lest you forget that we, the Papal crusaders...The paladins of the Vatican's 13th chapter... Are now the ones that stand in thine way, and shalt lay Go's wrath upon thee.In the face of death , you bastards will stand trembling in fear. You will ALL die clutching at straws."
...DONT YOU LOVE THIS HOMICIDAL RELIGIOUS BLADE WIELDING PSYCHOPATH!?!?! FATHER ANDERSON RULES!!!!
ALL HAIL FATHER ANDERSON!
I CALL UPON ALL SERVANTS OF GOD! MAKE READY FOR BATTLE!
For too long the unfaithful have hid in the darkness of the world. Breeding and corrupting the Lords creation. NO MORE! We must combat these heretics, these heathens that dare to go against His will. We must cast the light of god into the dark corners of this world, and show them what happens to those who betray and stray form God. We must cut down and destroy those who speak His name false, and who dance with the devil. We must wipe the earth clean of those who defile and those who lie. We must burn them at the stakes, and hang them from the trees. The Holy Wars shall come again, and it shall bring the message of the Lord to the people. We must strike the black heart of Satan on earth, and shine the light of the Lord into the shadows. So i call upon all of Gods faithful servants, arm yourselves with the word of the Lord. Arm yourself against the devils magic, the heretic's lies, and the heathen's biting tongue. For when the time comes, and the Lord casts down the wicked and the impure, it shall be our mission to destroy those who have evaded his wrath, and cut down those who preach against his name.
But we cannot wait for the Lord to see the wicked. We must drive them out. Drive the darkness out of the shadows and into the light. This is why we must march on Salem. Like our brothers before us, we must not allow these hexen to continue their pacts with the devil. We must strike at the heart of their covenant and shine the Lords light into their black domain. Let the smoke of burning pyres fill the sky once more, and let the stench of burning flesh fill the nostrils of our enemies. They shall see the light of the Lord and they shall know fear. Let the enemy know the wrath of God!
LET THE SOUNDS OF OUR BOOTS AND OUR PRAYERS FILL THE SKIES! LET THE WICKED AND IMPURE KNOW WHO THEY ARE DEALING WITH! WE ARE THE MESSENGERS OF GOD, HIS WILL BE DONE! AMEN
In nomen of Abbas , Filius , quod Sanctus Phasmatis. AMEN!
We are the army of the Lord. His will be done. May the Lord watch over and protect us. Amen
The Lords faithful servant;
Father Anderson
EGO sum a viator of Senior. Suus ero perfectus.
I am a messenger of the Lord. His will be done.
FUCKING FREINDS!!! Who needs them, all they do is fuck up your life.
OK, after an extended vacation, i come back to find a friend using my Newgrounds account. This is not a surprise, but i now have some mail form some InsertFunnyUserName... WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Thank you Mr."Dont worry, i wont do anything bad"... GOD DAMN ROOM MATES! Ok, so now i have some asses to kick.
So... the story: i went on a nice vacation to Vancouver (thats in Canada...ABOVE america)... I had a relaxing time. ... BUT NOW... i come back to hell and brimstone. My friends thought it would be funny to mess around with some dudes mind... And it was funny reading the mail... BUT NOW I HAVE A HOLY WAR TO WAGE... Against the heathens that corrupt this world.
...DEATH TO THE HEATHENS!!! BURN IN HELL HERETICS!
FatherAnderson is back, and he will DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!
May god have mercy, for i shall not.
SMITE THE HEATHENS!!! KILL THE HERETIC!! LONG LIVE CHRISTIANITY!!!
PS: the header is now MINE! Fuck this crappy thing. My friend should have know not to fuck with my stuff...
PS:PS:By the way, to that "InsertFunnyUserName"... My friend is at AlucardDracula... SO GO FUCK AROUND WITH HIM!

God i love Paintball. Shooting someone between the eyes from 10 feet away appeals to me. Using ambush tactics to overwhelm superior numbers excites me into a blood lust. Running for cover from a fury of flying projectiles make me crazy. Sitting in a tree one minute and running for your life the next, is the ultimate rush.
Paintball kicks ass. Especially when your a god of destruction like me. Sniper, Assassin, Demolition man. Every game i play, i play to win. "Alls fair in love and war." And i hold that true. If you can get a mercy kill form 2 inches away, get it. If you can ambush 3 guys with a paint grenade, get the job done. If you can hide in a hole, and take out players as the walk by, do it. If you can take a player hostage with a paint blade, take them out.
We play dirty and gritty. If you run out of balls, improvise. If you come across a resting man, get him.
If you blink, your dead. Those are the rules of this game.
The world will swallow you whole if you let her.
FatherAnderson
God i love Paintball. Shooting someone between the eyes from 10 feet away appeals to me. Using ambush tactics to overwhelm superior numbers excites me into a blood lust. Running for cover from a fury of flying projectiles make me crazy. Sitting in a tree one minute and running for your life the next, is the ultimate rush.
Paintball kicks ass. Especially when your a god of destruction like me. Sniper, Assassin, Demolition man. Every game i play, i play to win. "Alls fair in love and war." And i hold that true. If you can get a mercy kill form 2 inches away, get it. If you can ambush 3 guys with a paint grenade, get the job done. If you can hide in a hole, and take out players as the walk by, do it. If you can take a player hostage with a paint blade, take them out.
We play dirty and gritty. If you run out of paint, improvise. If you get a clean shot a t a man 2 feet away, take it. IF you can scavenge a dead mans pack, do it. If you can execute a player from 20 yards away, take the shot. IF you have your own high powered paint rifle, its all fair to use it, especially with a scope. If you come across a resting man, get him. If you can use Viet-con tactics, use them. I KILL ALL!
If you blink, your dead. So never blink, and never miss.
The world will swallow you whole if you let her.
Death to the Heretic, Hell for the Heathens.
FatherAnderson
PS: NOT my picture...so dont bitch you zwitters...

^^* i have a new header. Thank you InsertFunnyUserName. YOU ARE FREAKING AWESOME! ... I like it. I hope you all do too. ^^
University Psychology is hell.
FatherAnderson